dirtyhipsterharry:

when u like the boy but ur friend is prettier so he likes her

(via terrible-thing)

fuckoffcats:

you cant spell school without i want to stab myself

(Source: peoples, via yelled)

Anonymous:
Have you ever had an imaginary friend? :D

youneedacat:

natalunasans:

owlturdcomix:

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i like this but i don’t know why.

That’s cute.

drunktrophywife:

*moaning* what’s ur credit card number

(via yelled)

doppelgender:

the saddest part of The Fault In Our Stars was definitely when Augustus fell into the chocolate river and got sucked up into the tube thing

(via be-a-riot)

thatswhatmaryjanesaid:

When you feel you have lost everything, you still have
  • boobs
  • unexpected kindness in strangers
  • the rest of the world to travel
  • languages to learn
  • animals to take care of
  • volunteer work to do
  • the power of a good night’s rest
  • the changing of seasons
  • infinite things to learn
  • billions of people to meet and possibly love
  • billions of people who might love you back

Needed this today

(Source: dearscience, via vodka-and-vanity)

emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

(via yelled)

pleasestopbeingsad:

things life is too short for:
- hating yourself
- pretending to laugh at “jokes” that are actually just bigoted statements
- not singing along to your favorite songs
- waiting hours to text someone back just to look cool
- bad coffee
- bad books
- mean people
- body shaming
- letting other people dictate your life
- larry’s storyline

(via vodka-and-vanity)

trellodelagetto:

msashleymontana:

freekahzoid:

ileftmyheartindixie:

Remember when Never Have I Ever games used to be like “never have I ever had sex *giggle*”

Now it’s like “never have I ever had a six person orgy in a broom closet” and people are all like “crap, I’m out.”

lmaooooooo

Forreal. Lmao.

cause yall be WILDING

(Source: wayfaringblonde, via kasssandoval)