asianfetus:

tru friends ignore each other’s acne

(Source: maplesuhtori, via terrible-thing)

itsthelesbiana:

Nothing scars you more than the negative shit your own parents tell you.

(via her-dark-hands)

tsarbucks:

no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit

(via vodka-and-vanity)